2023/03/16

[追劇] 人人都愛雷蒙德 Everyone Loves Raymond

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Ray's still out of town covering the Yankees.
I'm hyperventilating!
I just have to backtrack.
Then I took a year off to regroup.
I saw your car pull up before.
I smelled something questionable.
I changed the code. He cracked it.
a very interesting visit to the gyno,
What? That's an idiosyncrasy.
How did he ever become a police sergeant?
How about the time you went to your aunt's for three days?
I took the kids with me.
Want to go to Nemo's, get a slice?
Leo, my kids aren't fish. You can't just sprinkle food over their crib and leave.
Would you mind sitting with the kids while Ray and I went out and got some pizza?
Some people get to live it up.
You're worried, you're concerned. We're all crying buckets here. Let's go.
It's 8:30. We'll be gone one hour.
A $120 receipt from Victoria's Secret.
Holy crap!
What the hell's a bustier?
I go to work, people shoot at me.
Ray goes to work, people do the wave.
Then he sits down, has a hot dog, doodles on a piece of paper ... they give him a trophy.
To tell you the truth, I think that Raymond is wasting his life writing sports.
Look who's up!
I'm gonna ask you to quickly and quietly move to your nearest exits!
Still sleeping like logs.
It's spotless!
Are you gonna tell me what happened here, or do I have to call your parents?
I should be allowed one day of peace without them.
We're entitled to a little privacy!
What is this hold they have on you?
I'm just asking you for me.
I got the whole house to myself.
I appreciate the thought, but please, don't ever send us any more fruit again.
cult
Invalids?
Letting in the light.
You set your parents straight.
You want to holster the weapon, Rob?
Why did....
Especially with my parents, the only people
who treat a box of fruit like it's plutonium.
I chickened out.
Debra wanted us to have a day to ourselves.
Matthew has homosexual tendencies.
If you just wanted a day to yourself, all you had to do is say so.
Maybe you should put on that bustier.
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I wanna thank you for your time, Mr. Lasorda.
This will be real quick.
go by on a conveyor belt
-Twinkly lights.
Your pizza is infallible."
Yeah. We've got a picture of him down at the shop riding a Jet Ski.
she's brainy and beautiful.
-Two melanzanes.

Nothing is worse.
Brando. "I could have been a contender."
De Niro and Nicholson?
because when I fiddled with it...
-I'll patch the shower up for you tomorrow.
pet the cat.
So there's no kids, no exhaustion. Just wait.
The noise, the no-sleep, and the no-time.
Now finish your Count Chocula.
"Love like ours is real and true
As a lily holds the morning dew
"Every day finds joy anew
"And in every way do I love you."
I mean, come on, you wanna pass this trait on to your kids?
Don't toy with me, God.
-No. It gets me all hopped up.
Give me the damn pliers.
I was wondering something.
I chop up celery and dill for your rotten tuna sandwich...
and I drag it across the street for you,
and you don't even have the decency....
after years and years of giving and sharing ... and getting nothing in return, one tends to--
Why is it so important to you all of a sudden?
Squeaky and shiny clean.
Hey, this has a crack in it.
I'm from a mental institution!
Could everybody just go back to normal?
why I'm not the most...-demonstrative guy, and I thought--
It's typical. You blame the parents.
This is your problem, and the first thing kids do today is point to the mother.
I'm such a screw-up.
Well, get used to it because I'm gonna say it all the time.

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