我認真地看著醫生：「只剩下五年壽命的話，一定要告訴我，讓我有時間可以處理事情。」
我告訴自己，不論檢查出來的結果是怎麼樣，都要坦然去面對。沒有辦法活到老也是好事，在這個已經邁向高齡化的社會中，未來的世界未必對高齡友善，能不用自殺就提早離開人世，也是一種福報。
畢竟我的一生並沒有疼愛我的爸媽，被姐姐欺負，被姐姐羞辱。一般人離開世界最捨不得的是親情，但我的親人並沒有讓我有捨不得的感覺。
如果只剩五年生命，那就好好的把剩下五年過完吧。
2024/07/27
[音樂] 查和弦
查詢和弦的網站
或是直接用記的
2024/07/14
[德語] 時態
現在式 主詞+現V
現在完成式 sein/haben+p.p.
現在被動式 sein/werden..........+p.p.
現在完成被動式 sein+............+p.p.+worden
過去式 主詞+過V
過去完成式 sein/hatte+p.p.
過去被動式 war/wurde..........+p.p.
過去完成被動式 war+............+p.p.+worden
未來式 werden+原V
未來完成式 werden+p.p.+haben/sein
未來被動式 werden+p.p.+werden
未來完成被動式 werden+p.p.+worden sein
2024/06/23
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2024/02/09
[推薦] Love Story - Indila
Love Story by Indila
歌詞內容是法文
L'âme en peine
Il vit, mais parle à peine
Il attend devant cette photo d'antan
Il, il n'est pas fou
Il y croit, c'est tout
Il la voit partout
Il l'attend debout
Une rose à la main
À part elle, il n'attend rien
Rien autour n'a de sens
Et l'air est lourd
Le regard absent
Il est seul et lui parle souvent
Il, il n'est pas fou
Il l'aime c'est tout
Il la voit partout
Il l'attend debout
Debout une rose à la main
Non, non plus rien ne le retient
Dans sa love story
Dans sa love story
Dans sa love story
Sa love story
Prends ma main
Promets-moi que tout ira bien
Serre-moi fort
Près de toi, je rêve encore
Oui, oui, je veux rester
Mais je ne sais plus aimer
J'ai été trop bête
Je t'en prie, arrête
Arrête, comme je regrette
Non, je ne voulais pas tout ça
Je serai riche
Et je t'offrirai tout mon or
Et si tu t'en fiches
Je t'attendrai sur le port
Et si tu m'ignores
Je t'offrirai mon dernier souffle de vie
Dans ma love story
Dans ma love story
Dans ma love story
Ma love story
Une bougie
Peut illuminer la nuit
Un sourire
Peut bâtir tout un empire
Et il y a toi
Et il y a moi
Et personne n'y croit
Mais l'amour fait d'un fou un roi
Et si tu m'ignores
J'me battrai encore et encore
C'est ta love story
C'est ta love story
C'est l'histoire d'une vie
Love story
Des cris de joie
Quelques larmes, on s'en va
On vit dans cette love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
2024/01/16
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[音樂] 魔王(舒伯特版 pk 貝多芬版)
Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind? [是誰在深夜狂風下疾馳？]
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind; [是個父親和他的孩子。]
Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm, [他將孩子抱在懷裡，]
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm. [緊緊擁著，安慰他，給他溫暖。]
“Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht? [“孩子，為何要遮住你害怕的臉龐？"]
“Siehst, Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht? [“你看，爸爸，你沒見到那個魔王嗎？]
Den Erlenkönig mit Kron und Schweif? [那個戴著王冠穿長袍的魔王？"]
“Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif." [“孩子，那只是霧氣。"]
“Du liebes Kind, komm, geh mit mir! [“可愛的孩子，來吧，跟我來！]
Gar schöne Spiele spiel’ ich mit dir; [我和你玩有趣的遊戲；]
Manch’ bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand, [岸邊有好多鮮艷的花朵，]
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand." [我媽有很多金色的衣服。"]
“Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht, [“爸爸，爸爸，你有聽見]
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht?" [那魔王對我說的悄悄話嗎？"]
“Sei ruhig, bleib ruhig, mein Kind; [“冷靜，冷靜，我的孩子，]
In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind." [那只是風吹枯葉的絮語。"]
“Willst, feiner Knabe, du mit mir gehen? [“可愛的孩子，你要跟我來嗎？]
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön; [我的女兒們會照顧你；]
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn, [我的女兒們會為你帶來黑夜之舞，]
Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein." [用歌舞伴你入睡。"]
“Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort [“爸爸，爸爸，你沒看到]
Erlkönigs Töchter am düstern Ort?" [那躲在暗處的魔王之女嗎？"]
“Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh es genau: [“孩子，孩子，我看得很清楚：]
Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau." [那是柳樹灰暗的外形。"]
“Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt; [“我愛你，尤其是你那可愛的臉蛋；]
Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch ich Gewalt." [你若不願跟我來，那我來硬的。"]
“Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an! [“爸爸，爸爸，他現在抓住我了！]
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan!" [魔王把我弄痛了！"]
Dem Vater grauset’s, er reitet geschwind, [父親顫抖著，策馬加鞭子，]
Er hält in Armen das ächzende Kind, [他抱著痛苦的兒子，]
Erreicht den Hof mit Müh’ und Not; [充滿恐懼回到家；]
In seinen Armen das Kind war tot. [他懷裡的兒子已經死了。]
2023/11/19
2023/10/21
2023/10/12
[投資] 債券與ETF
[債券]
債券的殖利率和價格成反比
當殖利率越高，則債券價格越低
當殖利率越低，則債券價格越高
所以當美國不斷連續升息，導致殖利率飆高時，美債的價格一落千丈
而當聯準會宣布不再升息後，則幾乎所有投資人認定降息情況不遠
而開始買美國公債
圖的就是等聯準會一宣布降息之後
債券的價格將上漲
而聯準會降息一碼，債券上升17%，而長天期的美債又比短天期的美債影響波動更大
於是引發許多人開始紛紛購買長天期的美債ETF
目前長天期美債ETF有
00679B 元大美債
00687B 國泰20年美債
00795B 中信美國公債20年
00764B 群益25年美債
00696B 富邦美債20年
00931B 統一美債20年
00779B 凱基美債25+
00768B 復華20年美債
00857B 永豐20年美公債
然而購買美債
除了想賺資本利得之外
也要考慮當聯準會降息之後
將導致美元走貶，台幣走升的情況
所以如果你的投資標的是美元
就要考慮匯兌的風險
[ETF]
ETF是指股票型的基金
也就是雖是基金
但你可以將它以股票方式來操作
也就是在市場上買賣可以由投資人自己完成，不須靠專業的基金經理人
目前國內發行的ETF大致可分為高股息型的ETF與市值型的ETF
所謂高股息ETF就是將重點放在領股息，把ETF當成存股，以往股息通常為一年一次，但ETF為迎合投資人領股息的心態，也因而發展出除了年配之外還有所謂的季配息、雙月配、月月配等的ETF
買這種ETF，不須在意股價是否上漲，基本上，當股價跌時，反而更需買進，以擴大配息單位，也就是屬於懶人理財法
市值型ETF本身會隨市場趨勢成長，持有越久，股價也會越高，像元老級的0050即是屬於此種股票
購買市值型ETF通常是看好某題材未來的趨勢，而開始買進，期待在未來股價上漲時可以獲得資本利得
而近年來由於市場上開始瘋搶ETF
導致許多新發行的ETF喜歡標榜高股息來吸引投資人
然而ETF之所以能發放高股息
其配息來源主要來自以下：
1. 股利所得佔比 (越高越好) 要課稅
2. 利息所得佔比
3. 收益平準金佔比 (越低越好) 不課稅
4. 已實現資本利得佔比 不課稅
5. 其他所得佔比
有收益平準金的ETF可確保配息不會因為規模擴大而被稀釋
以下六檔為沒有收益平準金的ETF
2023/08/16
[追劇] 天才保姆 The Nanny
Oh, honey, are you gorgeous! You look just like a virgin. Here, I brought you some crackers for your morning sickness.
So, when are you and Danny gonna set a date already?
Oh, you know me. Always a bridal consultant, never a bride.
Well, how 'bout, "Here's a ring. Pick a pattern.
We've been pre-engaged for three years already.
I wanted to do it some place nice.
I've been thinking we should start seeing other people.
Since when you been thinking that?
Were you stringing me along 'cause I'm your best salesgirl?
I can't believe I just wasted three years of an ever dwindling youth on you and this dump.
I could collect unemployment.
your Shades of the Orient Cosmetics representative
I'll do the résumé presenting myself.
As you wish. This oughta be good.
We're never gonna find an actress for this part.
What's she doing on this list?
Relax, darling. You need a Chatzu
Brighton staged another fake suicide.
Best one yet. Spread eagle on the marble with a bit of ketchup trickling from his ears. We've got half the money people in New York coming to our backer's party, and I will not have those children running loose. Not that I don't love them as if they were my very own.
Brighton, you're losing your touch.
New York's ten most eligible widowers?
My condolences, by the way.
Oh, boy, do you have gorgeous chatchkas. Uh, beg, beg your pardon? Oh, you know, your bric-a-brac. Dust collectors. Oh, the Rodin. Yes, well, he was, he was well known for his bronze chachkas. May I see your résumé, please? /Oh yeah sure. Here. Crayon? /Lipstick. Of course. And what a lovely shade. I hate her! Now, Brighton, let's not be hasty. Yeah, I haven't even sung "Climb Every Mountain" yet. Miss Fine, you seem to have listed the Queen Mother as a reference? What? Let me see that. Oh no, that's not the Queen Mother. That's my mother from Queens. Hi, Daddy. /Oh, hello, sweetheart. Maggie. /Hello, Father. Oh boy, are you gorgeous. And look at that hair. You see, now you cannot get color like that from out of a bottle. No way. I'll, I'll be in my room doing my homework. Really lights up a room, doesn't she? You don't need personality when you're an heiress. So, sweetheart, how was therapy today, hmm? Any, any breakthroughs? Doctor Vern and I did some regression. She took me back to my childhood. Must have been a quick trip. Oh, you have no idea how complicated I am. Therapy, huh? It was a lot easier than talking to us directly. All right, that's it, Brighton. Go to your room. All right. Come on, Gracie, let's leave Father alone to hire someone else to take care of his problem children. Oh, you're a bitter little person, aren't you? Oh, we're gonna get along fine. I'm, I'm sorry you had to see that. I'll show you out. What did I do? One smart ass remark from the kid, and I don't get the job? That's not fair. As you can see, I need help here. More help than can be provided by a door-to-door cosmetics girl. Niles? Niles? Oh, for god sakes, I'll get it. Sheffield Residence. No, honey, it's Fran. Give, give me Give me that. It's the nanny agency Maxwell Sheffield here. Thank you. Oh, yeah, right. No. No, Monday is not acceptable. Listen, I need a nanny this weekend. Do you have any experience with children? Are you kidding? I practically raised my sister's two kids when she was suing her chiropodist. There has to be another agency. Oh, please, I come from Flushing. There is nothing these kids can throw at me that I haven't seen before, except maybe their trust funds. All right, you're hired. But on a trial basis. Oh, thank you, Mister Sheffield. Thank you so much. You won't regret it. Somehow, I'm rather sure I will. Niles will show you to your room. Oh, the nanny gets to live here? /Is that a problem? Oh yeah, I'm sure I'm gonna miss being twenty-nine and still living at home with my parents. But if it's best for the kids Twenty-nine. /Don't start with me, Niles. Good morning, everyone. Oh, that Jacuzzi tub really knows how to perk a girl up in the morning. Do you people sleep like that? No. In a rather astounding coincident, I sleep in a pair of pink fuzzy slippers, just like yours. A simple "we dress for breakfast" would suffice. You have to tell me these things, Niles. /I simply assumed. Don't assume anything with me. I'm from Flushing, for god sakes. Oh, I just love a good buffet. It's free, Miss Fine. You're allowed to go back. Oh Oh, where do I sit? The previous nanny sat in the kitchen. Oh, how anti-social. So, kids, what shall we do today? Shall we take a walk in the park or maybe just kick back, hang around the mansion? We have to go somewhere. Father has kicked us out again. Now, Brighton, I didn't kick you out. I merely asked that you not torment the caterers while they're preparing for this evening's soiree. Oh, a soiree, huh? Well, I got a sister who's a caterer. She does a pork au depurno, that's French for pork and prune, not only delicious, but a natural digestive. Thank you for sharing that, Miss Fine. I could get you a deal. No, that's all right. C. C. 's made all the arrangements. C. C. ? What's a C. C. ? Father's lady friend. Maggie dear, she's a business associate.
You know, shikzas are notorious for not ordering enough food. Booze, yes, but food they don't know from.
Shikza Is that like a chatchka?
Middle child syndrome.
A little repressed though.
But what a head of hair. /And it's all his.
Oh, that's the butler, Niles.
Are these dummies anatomically correct?
You turn fourteen and boom, you've got the savoir-faire and sophistication of a woman of my years and experience?
Go try it on.
Who knew this job would be so demanding?
The food is exquisite. The music divine. And the guests obscenely wealthy.
Miss Fine would like a word with you, sir.
Oh, there's that rapier wit we've come to count on.
Oh, Miss Fine, you play dirty.
Loehmann's, seventy percent off.
She'll never shop retail again.
Oh, isn't that sweet? Couldn't you just drop dead? I don't know. Could you?
You might want to keep a low profile. You're a little out of your element here.
Oh, don't worry about me. I've been to my share of affairs. My Uncle Jack threw a weekend bar mitzvah with a Star Trek theme that they're still talking about.
Well, do I count four zeros on this check?
All right, I'll admit it. Having the children here this evening wasn't the complete disaster it might have been. Oh, Mister Sheffield, you gush.
That, that boy was mauling her on the balcony.
It's appalling.
you dolled her up and turned her into a/A young woman.
And unless you're gonna dip her in bronze and stick her on the shelf with the rest of your collectibles, she is going to grow up and somebody's gotta help her.
You are way out of line.
Thank you for your candor and concern.
No, you fired me. That way I could collect unemployment.
I thought you might be a bit peckish. I over-reacted, didn't I? Like Reagan in Grenada.
I believe Miss Fine calls it a light nosh.
you need a mallowmar? Oh no, Ma. Food's not the answer to everything. Meanwhile, your father and I have based our entire relationship around food. Passion goes, sex goes. Communication, we never had. But food is forever. /Okay. Morty You want another mallowmar? Morty? Ma, Daddy can't hear you. He's watching the game. Why can't I find a guy like him? Deaf and on a pension. You will. I'll get it. I'll get it Oh god, Ma, it's Mister Sheffield. I'm sorry to disturb you, Miss Fine. I just wanted to drop off the rest of your things. You could never disturb anyone, darling. I'm Fran's mother, Sylvia. Maxwell Sheffield. Come on in. I'll make you some Ovaltine. Oh, well, I'm sure I'd love some, but I really can't stay. There's a mob surrounding the limousine. Oh, I'll take care of that. Wait a minute here. Get away from that limo! Nobody died! There's no vacancies! Oh, it's, it's dog eat dog when you got a two bedroom that's rent control. Have a seat. Here, wait. Put on some blush. Ma, can we have a little privacy? All right, I can take a hint. Mister Sheffield, enchante. You have plastic on your furniture. Yeah, they're preserving it for the afterlife. How's Maggie? Well, she isn't speaking to me, but Brighton tells me she's fine. Brighton? Yes. He's been surprisingly attentive to her. Wouldn't tell me why. Kept saying something about me getting old and where I'd live. Kids. I'm sorry things didn't work out. Oh, look, I mean, uh, you and I, we come from very different worlds. I mean, if I were you and I hired me, I'd be thrilled. Who's kidding who? Yes, but you're not me. As a matter of fact, you're not like anyone else I've ever met. Which is not altogether a bad thing. Necessarily. Perhaps if we tried to respect each other's differences, we could give it another go? Are you asking me to come back? So it seems. So what you're really saying is you feel terrible about this whole damn thing, and if you could, you'd get down on your hands and knees and apologize. Miss Fine! /Apology accepted. Ma, pack my things! He wants me back! Smile.
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so I just want her to drop dead.
How thoughtful.
Allow me.
You pose.
I'm dropping dead.
Mission accomplished.
Do I get a stub?
No.
And you don't have to tip him either.
Oy, she's got no class.
Come on, Val, move.
Oy, this place is like the Taj Mahal.
Only with more bathrooms.
You never have to wait.
How come I'm still stuck in Flushing and you're living like Jackie O?
Jackie O is two doors down.
And, you know, she's very concerned about John-John.
You heard he quit the D.A. job, huh?
Oh, yeah. And now he ran off to California with that blonde fish.
Honey, it's all in how you raise them.
With mine, I got no complaints.
You've been their nanny for two weeks.
And I've worked wonders with them.
You know, you're gonna get pimples, too, some day, if you ever grow up!
The gravitational force is sucking me in!
I'm giving it all she's got, Captain.
I cannot break away.
I guess I'm just bad to the bone.
they're all taken.
The kid had a smoker's cough in the fourth grade.
either nostril.
Remember when he would light a match off his zipper?
R.J. Reynolds 菸商
Oh, I should have nabbed him right out of reform school.從矯正所出來就該抓住他的
facial臉部按摩
zit青春痘
I dread puberty. I have combination skin.
Here's where having me for a nanny comes in handy.
You kids know that I'm a graduate of the Ultissima Beauty Institute.
Four times Dean's list.
And yet she's so accessible.
Orange rinds.橘子皮
aroma therapy芳香療法
Let's not be paranoid.
We need drinks.
And keep them coming.
I take it, sir, the composer meetings aren't going well.
Why isn't there any new talent in this town?
The man in my office is positively ancient.
He's not composing, he's decomposing.
I got something that'll cheer you up.
Sounds splendid. By all means, take the children. Have a wonderful time.
Why do I feel a 'but' coming on?
No but. However, a carnival would be a good way
for you to spend some time with your kids.
And time is so fleeting at this age.
While I appreciate the skill and subtlety of your guilt mongering, I am opening a musical in eight weeks. Otherwise I'd love to go.
Well, he's got my vote for father of the year.
How else can we afford the lifestyle to which I've become accustomed?
So I flunked facials.
Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
It saves time.
vulnerable
a piece of scrap paper
Honey, I am so far ahead of you, we're in different time zones.
Headmaster
I was holding it for a friend.
It takes the idiots that start that filthy habit years to quit.
I still haven't knocked off all the weight.
But he'll ship me off to military school.
And can our country really afford that?
Come to think of it.
Are you trying to blackmail me?
Let's just say, if I'm going down, you're going down with me.
Edward G. Robinson
You think I'm gonna be intimidated by somebody that could walk under a coffee table?
Just when I figured out the bidet is not a water fountain.
I gotta learn to deal with my problems without a crutch.
What's to eat?
What was I thinking telling a story like that to a ten year old kid?
On the other hand, if I told him to jump off the Empire State Building
Hello.
That was my mother's voice
that just crossed the Queensboro Bridge
and flew out my mouth.
But with such dulcet tones.
Oh boy, this is so typical of kids.
You try and you try and what do you get? A slap in the face.
Niles, call an exorcist.
discipline reports
Carpal-Tunnel syndrome.
You know, Brighton wanted
me to sign that note,
but at the time he was just
looking to save his butt.
Of course, now that I'm looking to save mine,
Lots of bounce.
I'm giving you carte blanche, all right?
Oh, that's just an old bubbameister.
/ Bubbameister?
A bubbameister.
It's like an old wives tale.
Honestly, Niles,
it's the nineties for god sakes.
Who believes in the evil eye anyway?
Oy.
You're up early.
/I couldn't sleep.
Hm-hmm.
I have indigestion.
It has nothing
to do with a guilty conscience
if that's what you're implying.
Crepes.
/Back-off, Niles.
I said I would punish the kid.
What else do you want?
Dare I suggest syrup?
Oh, what's with the third degree?
I tried to tell him,
the man doesn't listen.
Everything I say goes in one ear
and out the other.
Good morning, Miss Fine.
I've been thinking about what you said.
What? What did I say?
/About spending more time with the children.
Yes, see? I've already started.
Children, we are going to the carnival.
All of us?
/ Hm-hmm.
The whole family.
We're gonna go on the rides.
We're going to eat cotton candy.
It'll be like being
a child again.
And it'll give me a chance to talk
to Brighton's headmaster.
See what he's been up to.
/ Whoops.
These things can get so sticky.
Uh, you know, I kind of soured
on that whole carnival thing.
It's so cold and windy.
It's in the gymnasium.
/ Hot and stuffy.
Miss Fine, I've just rearranged
my entire schedule,
and now you're telling
me you don't want to go.
Well, I'm not god.
I don't make the weather.
But you insisted.
I wasn't feeling
a hundred percent that day.
I think I was ovulating.
Your eggs, sir?
Well, you may stay at home,
but we are going.
Do something.
Okay, I'll do what I should
have done in the first place.
Here, here.
Here.
Mister Sheffield, I think
there's something you should know.
Brighton?
We don't care that you're on parole.
Everyone deserves a second chance.
Fine.
I'll tell him.
Mister Sheffield,
when we go to the carnival,
the headmaster may mention something
about Brighton smoking.
But he's quit.
And he's sorry.
And there's really nothing
for you to worry about.
Niles, these crepes are divine.
And so light.
/ My mother makes
a blintz that could double for a mattress.
Girls, you may be excused.
Not you, Miss Fine.
Smoking, Brighton?
I, I can't believe this.
What, what on earth
possessed you to do this?
Are you through here?
It's beginning to look that way.
Well, I'm waiting, young man.
What have you got to say for yourself.
I didn't inhale.
That is the most pathetically
lame excuse I have ever heard.
Go to your room.
Not you, Miss Fine.
Well, Mister Sheffield,
I think there's something you should know.
Well, I'll say.
Why wasn't I told about this?
Well, I tried to tell you.
You told me to take care of it.
I didn't know what the problem was.
/ Because you wouldn't listen.
Because you didn't tell me
it was anything like this!
Oh, well, it's pointless
to continue this discussion.
You had chocolate cake yesterday.
What's that bloody well
got to do with anything?
Low blood sugar.
You're completely irrational.
I'm irrational? Me?
/ Yes.
You're the one twisting everything around.
/Oh, so now I'm twisting?
You are the most exasperating,
infuriating
I think I just had
a small stroke.
Does that mean we're not
going to the carnival?
Miss Fine!
Well, it's very easy
for you to find fault.
You're off all day with
your glamorous theater people.
I'm stuck at home working
like a dog raising the kids.
You're the nanny!
It's your job!
Well, you're the father.
It's your job, too,
Mister Sheffield, sir.
Oh, just go to your room.
Yes, you!
Can you believe
he sent me to my room?
He is so adorable sometimes.
I'm in love!
I'm in love!
I'm in love!
/ No, no, no.
No, wrong.
Totally wrong.
Make a note.
Fire the casting director.
Maxwell, you're being
an absolute beast today.
I love it.
It's just that, that I know exactly
what I'm looking for.
I need a Broadway star
with huge stage presence
who's instantly recognizable
to the entire country.
Oh my god
Hello
/ Next!
He's tough.
/ You're telling me.
Break a leg, honey.
His.
I love her.
Your song, please?
Um, oh, I get to sing, too?
All right.
"People" in E flat.
Hit it.
/ Miss Fine!
Well, I can dream, can't I?
Take a break.
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's take a break.
Miss Fine, we were
in the middle of something.
Yes, I know.
That's why I'm here.
You know, you shouldn't leave
the house with things unresolved.
That's why men die young.
That's not why.
It's because they want to.
The wife?
/The nanny.
Look, we both know that you walked out
on me because you were losing the argument.
I wasn't losing anything.
Trust me.
When you induce
a stroke on your opponent,
it's a sure win.
I think you're winning again.
But it wasn't a fair fight.
You didn't have all the facts.
I don't think
I can take anymore.
Brighton got the idea to smoke
from a story that he might have,
maybe, sort of heard from me.
/From you?
Kinda.
/Well what did you tell him?
Well, he said that he was bad and
so I told him about a kid that was worse.
Who knew he'd take it
as a challenge.
That's my boy.
Always striving
to reach new depths.
Oh, I'm the worst nanny
in the world.
All right, Rebecca
De Morney, then me.
Oh, I could just cut my tongue out.
So if you wanna fire me, do it now.
No, I'm not gonna fire you.
Although that offer to cut out
your tongue might have some merit.
Why, if you told Brighton
to jump off London Bridge
God, I'm beginning to sound
just like my
I know.
Don't you hate
when that happens?
I still can't believe that
son of yours didn't turn me in.
Yeah.
Why do you suppose that is?
Who knows? He's probably got some
hideous torture planned for me later.
No, I think perhaps.
I mean, could it be?
What? /He likes you?
Well, stranger things
have happened.
Well, you're the first nanny Brightons'
made any kind of connection with.
His mother was the only
one that could handle him.
They had a special kind of relationship.
He feared her.
Fear.
That's the key.
Now we have to figure out a way
to scare him bad enough that
he never smokes again.
I sent him to his room.
Oh, please.
With a wide screen T.
V.
and a fully stocked mini-fridge? Punish me.
So, what do you suggest?
Something much more cruel
and unusual.
We are going to have to consult
the high priestess of punishment.
Hello, Ma?
Grandma Yetta?
Yeah?
It's Frannie.
Who?
Frannie, your granddaughter.
Oh, Frannie.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
That's the one good thing about senility.
You're always meeting new people.
How you doin', Angel?
Thank God I still got my health.
Maybe you two could go out
and have a smoke later?
Morty! Morty, you never
looked so good.
Did you get hair plugs?
Oh no, Grandma,
that's not daddy.
So who the hell are you?
Oh, Maxwell Sheffield.
We brought you some babka.
Cake.
Put it away.
Save it for my room.
If they see
babka, they'll all want.
Grandma, I want you
to meet somebody.
Oh, I haven't seen you
since you were this big.
No, Yetta, you never
met him before.
Oh.
Oy, Yetta, you sound like
you're making espresso over there.
All right, all right,
I get the point.
Oh no, you don't, buddy.
We're just getting started.
Why don't you go
visit with Yetta?
Over there? / Yeah.
Where the air is nice and fresh.
Come here.
Let me
have a look at that face.
He's ready to quit smoking.
Smoking? Ech.
You smoke.
/Me it doesn't
effect.
I'm like a horse.
But you, you know
what could happen?
We'll go meet Ethel.
Phlegm in a hairnet.
Oh please, not Ethel.
Not Ethel.
I swear.
I'll never touch another
cigarette again.
Oh God
So what do you say,
we go grab a cup of coffee
and break open the babka? Hmm?
Babka? Babka?
/ Babka? Babka?
2023/07/05
麗都蝶客花園
基隆近來在觀光產業上做了不少努力。
新的觀光景點麗都蝶客花園位在基隆東岸旅客中心三樓的觀景平台，以空中花園的型式呈現，是假日很適合闔家共遊的場所。
麗都蝶客花園的入口大約在基隆長榮桂冠的對面，走上三樓後就可以看到一整片的平台公園。
旁邊就是基隆港
公園裡有供民眾休息的座椅
不過天氣較熱
沒有人想坐在這曬太陽
雖然號稱是花園，
但其實沒看到什麼花（也可能是我孤陋寡聞，還沒到開花季節）。
眺望著基隆港，享受鹹鹹的海風。
公園裡還有可愛的鯨魚造型裝置，為這個適合親子闔家共遊的場地增添些許童趣。
站在涼亭裡，正好就是蝶客公園的自介。
現在麗都蝶客花園正推出與鯨鯊共游的AR活動
現場下載App
並對著圖片掃描就可以讓你隨處看見鯨鯊喔
如果想節省時間的話
也可以先在家裡就先把App安裝好
等到了蝶客花園後，
再掃下面的圖片，
就可以開始找鯨鯊囉～
AR的特效有限制範圍
要在地圖上的區域才會看到鯨鯊喔
接下來看看幾張可愛的鯨鯊照吧！
活動時間只到7月20日
想拍鯨鯊的趕緊把握時間去喔
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