2024/12/25

成語

01.「一諾千金」
【解釋】形容信守承諾,說話算數。
【例句】只要是做得到的事,他必然「一諾千金」。
02.「一暴十寒」
【解釋】比喻人做事缺乏恆心,時常中斷。
【例句】老師勉勵我們,凡事以恆,切忌「一暴十寒」。
03.「大器晚成」
【解釋】比喻卓越的人才往往成就較晚。
【例句】你別瞧不起人,鐵杵磨成繡花針,只要有心,哪怕「大器晚成」!
04.「大發雷霆」
【解釋】形容大發脾氣,大聲責罵。
【例句】小弟偷了人家的東西,父親「大發雷霆」地把他教訓了一頓。
05.「水泄不通」
【解釋】形容包圍得極為嚴密。
【例句】聽說歹徒就躲在這間屋子裡,警方立即動員所有警力將四周圍得「水泄不通」。
06.「水到渠成」
【解釋】比喻事情自然發展,結果自成,不須強求。
【例句】這件事且讓我們先布局,待條件成熟後,自然「水到渠成」。
07.「水落石出」
【解釋】比喻事情經過澄清而後真相大白。
【例句】這事別有蹊蹺,我非得把它弄個「水落石出」不可。
08.「五體投地」
【解釋】比喻非常欽佩。
【例句】對他能博古通今的學識,我佩服得「五體投地」。
09.「不可開交」
【解釋】形容無法擺脫或結束。
【例句】暑假快要結束了,我還有一大堆作業還沒完成,這幾天忙得「不可開交」。
10.「不留餘地」
【解釋】逼人太甚,不留情面,絕不留下可供轉圜的退路。
【例句】老總狠狠罵了他一頓,簡直就是「不留餘地」。
11.「天經地義」
【解釋】天地間原本如此而不容改變的道理。
【例句】國家有難,大家出錢出力是「天經地義」的事。
12.「日月如梭」
【解釋】形容時光消逝迅速。
【例句】光陰似箭,「日月如梭」,數十年的歲月就這麼流逝了。
13.「功敗垂成」
【解釋】指事情在即將成功時卻失敗了。
【例句】我們做任何事情,若不能堅持到底,就會「功敗垂成」,何等可惜!
14.「正襟危坐」
【解釋】形容莊重誠敬的樣子。
【例句】老師上課時,他就在一旁「正襟危坐」,靜靜地聽著。
15.「瓜田李下」
【解釋】比喻容易引起懷疑的場合。
【例句】考試時東張西望,就難免有「瓜田李下」的作弊嫌疑。
16.「甘之如飴」
【解釋】指苦難來臨,甘心承受。
【例句】儘管從小家境清寒,為了求學,即使過著三餐不繼的生活,他也「甘之如飴」。
17.「因噎廢食」
【解釋】比喻曾經出過差錯,唯恐再錯而不去做該做的事。
【例句】如果因這次意外,就放棄了整個計畫,未免有點「因噎廢食」。
18.「好高騖遠」
【解釋】一味地嚮往高遠的目標而不切實際。
【例句】你應該從基礎做起,不可「好高騖遠」,妄想一步登天。
19.「妄自菲薄」
【解釋】隨意看輕自己,不知自重。
【例句】天生我才必有用,即使有挫折,也不要「妄自菲薄」。
20.「有口皆碑」
【解釋】比喻人人稱讚、頌揚。
【例句】這家店的包子料好餡多,三十年來「有口皆碑」,許多人一買訧是一大包。
21.「有備無患」
【解釋】事先有準備,即可免除後患。
【例句】只要平日做好節約水資源,「有備無患」,就不會受限水之苦。
22.「老馬識途」
【解釋】比喻有經驗的人對情況較熟悉,容易把工作做好。
【例句】有「老馬識途」的老王領隊,我們就不會迷路。
23.「汗牛充棟」
【解釋】形容書籍極多。
【例句】國家圖書館藏書「汗牛充棟」,是研究者的寶庫。
24.「耳濡目染」
【解釋】經常聽到、看到而深受影響。
【例句】因為母親是音樂家,她從小「耳濡目染」,所以音樂底子不錯。
25.「自顧不暇」
【解釋】比喻自身難保,沒有餘力再管別的事情。
【例句】對於這件事,我已經「自顧不暇」了,哪還能幫你什麼忙?
26.「決一雌雄」
【解釋】指分出高下勝負。
【例句】一聽到兩隊將在星期天「決一雌雄」,許多同學都準備要挪出時間前往加油。
27.「束手就擒」
【解釋】不加抵抗就讓人捉住,有不經努力就放棄的意思。
【例句】歹徒明明已知道逃不出警方所佈下的警網,卻還是不肯「束手就擒」。
28.「良藥苦口」
【解釋】比喻諫言多不順耳,但卻有益於人。
【例句】我這番話雖然刺耳,但是「良藥苦口」,都是為你好呀!
29.「見微知著」
【解釋】看到事情的些微跡象,就能知道真象及發展趨勢。
【例句】妹妹從小就習慣把衣服穿得很整齊,「見微知著」她以後一定是一個負責任的人。
30.「言歸正傳」
【解釋】停止閒話,回歸本題。
【例句】對不起,剛剛我扯太遠了,現在「言歸正傳」,你到底什麼時候才能交作業呢?
31.「步步為營」
【解釋】比喻行動謹慎,防備周全。
【例句】這場考試太重要了,我們得「步步為營」,小心應付。
32. 「每況愈下」
【解釋】比喻情況愈來愈壞。
【例句】爺爺最近的健康情形「每況愈下」,讓家人憂心不已。
33.「作繭自縛」
【解釋】比喻人做某事,反而使自己陷入困境。
【例句】凡事寬容些,堅持己見,難免「作繭自縛」,徒增困擾。
34.「拂袖而去」
【解釋】形容言語不合,心裡不滿的離去。
【例句】他突然「拂袖而去」,使得活動無法繼續進行,讓大家都傻了眼。
35.「明察秋毫」
【解釋】比喻人能洞察一切,看到極細微的地方。
【例句】無論嫌犯多麼狡猾,很難逃得過檢察官的「明察秋毫」。
36.「杯水車薪」
【解釋】比喻力量太小,無濟於事。
【例句】久旱成災,今午下這場雷雨只是「杯水車薪」,無濟於事。
37.「東窗事發」
【解釋】指陰謀或非法勾當被人拆穿。
【例句】可別以為幹壞事沒人知道,哪天「東窗事發」,可就難逃法網了。
38.「空穴來風」
【解釋】比喻憑空捏造不實的傳言。
【例句】這些話都是「空穴來風」,如何能相信呢?
39.「虎頭蛇尾」
【解釋】比喻做事有始無終。
【例句】做事情要貫徹始終,切忌「虎頭蛇尾」。
40.「門可羅雀」
【解釋】泛指一般來客稀少、門庭冷清的景況。
【例句】這地區已日漸沒落,有些商店的情形真可用「門可羅雀」來形容。
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權宜之計
指因應某種時機而暫用的計謀 。
如果在每一次這樣的情勢中我們都選擇了權宜之計,應該會成功。
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陽關大道
指寬闊的長路。比喻光明的道路。
年輕時不努力,將來怎麼會有陽關大道。
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拾人牙慧
比喻蹈襲他人的言論或主張。
這種見解只是拾人牙慧而已,並非創見。
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東施效顰
比喻不衡量本身的條件,而盲目胡亂模仿,結果適得其反。
我們應找出自己的風格,切莫 東施效顰 ,一味的模仿他人。
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圖窮匕見
比喻事情發展到最後,形跡敗露,現出真相。
雖然他掩飾得很好,可是人證物證具備,他監守自盜的犯行終於圖窮匕見。
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遊刃有餘
比喻做事能勝任愉快,從容不迫。
無論什麼事只要深入鑽研 反覆練習 就會像庖丁解牛那樣 做起
來得心應手 遊 刃有餘 。
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觀貌察色
觀察表情、臉色,以猜測對方心意。
算命的人都很會 觀貌察色 ,因此說出來的話都有幾分準確度。
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四面楚歌
比喻四面受敵,孤立無援。
我現在已四面楚歌 ,還是請你念在舊情伸出援手吧!
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老蚌生珠
稱人父子都有美才。後引申為老年得子。
她四十歲才生子,老蚌生珠 ,真不容易啊!
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江郎才盡
比喻文思枯竭減退。
如今搞成這樣,可能變成敷衍交卷。我真是被你鬧得 江郎才盡 了。
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口若懸河
比喻說話滔滔不絕,能言舌辯。
張老師講起課來, 口若懸河 ,頭頭是道,真是能言善論。
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口蜜腹劍
形容一個人嘴巴說的好聽,而內心險惡、處處想陷害人 。
他是一個口蜜腹劍 的陰險小人,你不要跟他做朋友,他會對你不利的。
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一場春夢
比喻世事變幻,轉眼成空 。
林先生喜歡陳小姐,幻想她會嫁給他 並且恩愛到老,最後陳小姐卻選擇了張先生,對陳先生來說,這真是 一場春夢 。
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一飯千金
比喻報恩隆厚。
王先生早年曾受到林先生的接濟,後來事業成功時,聽聞林先生家道中落十分貧困,於是毅然拿出大筆金錢給林先生創業,這種金錢給林先生創業,這種一飯千金一飯千金的精神,令人感佩。的精神,令人感佩。
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一木難支
比喻事情異常艱鉅,非一
比喻事情異常艱鉅,非一人所能支持。人所能支持。 這場表演活動,我實在這場表演活動,我實在一木難支一木難支,,必須靠眾人同心協力才能完成。必須靠眾人同心協力才能完成。
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一暴十寒
比喻人做事缺乏恆心,時常中斷。
為學要有耐心,不能為學要有耐心,不能一暴十寒一暴十寒。
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一丘之貉
比喻彼此同樣低劣,並無
比喻彼此同樣低劣,並無差異差異。。 在我看在我看,,這群人都是這群人都是一丘之貉,一丘之貉,無無一例外。一例外。
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罄竹難書
即使用盡所有竹簡,也書寫不完,寫不完,多比喻罪狀極多比喻罪狀極多多。
這名嫌犯的罪狀這名嫌犯的罪狀罄竹難書罄竹難書,社會大,社會大眾都期盼司法能依法懲處,彰顯公眾都期盼司法能依法懲處,彰顯公義
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喬遷之喜
祝賀他人升官或遷居的賀
祝賀他人升官或遷居的賀詞。
他晉升課長,正逢他晉升課長,正逢喬遷之喜喬遷之喜,難怪,難怪最近總是笑容滿面最近總是笑容滿面。。
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阿諛取容
刻意的逢迎取悅。
他是個阿諛取容阿諛取容之人,面對上司總之人,面對上司總是逢迎諂媚,屈意討好。是逢迎諂媚,屈意討好。
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杯水車薪
比喻無濟於事。
環保工作需要全民的配合,單靠政環保工作需要全民的配合,單靠政府的力量,就如府的力量,就如杯水車薪杯水車薪,是起不,是起不了作用的。了作用的。
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隔岸觀火
比喻事不干己,袖手旁觀,漠不關心。觀,漠不關心。
朋友有難,怎麼可以朋友有難,怎麼可以隔岸觀火隔岸觀火,置,置之不理呢?之不理呢?
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一孔之見
比喻見識淺薄狹窄,只見片面,不見整體。
別以為我們是聰明的,其實跟世界比起來,我們的知識算是一孔知見而已。
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梁上君子
竊賊的代稱。用在「竊盜小偷」的表述上。
昨夜梁上君子梁上君子光顧我們那棟大樓,翻遍了各家住戶。
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椎心泣血
指自捶胸脯,哭的眼中流自捶胸脯,哭的眼中流出血來。形容哀痛到了極出血來。形容哀痛到了極點點。。
他因為未能見上母親最後一面,不由覺得由覺得椎心泣血椎心泣血痛哭失聲。痛哭失聲。
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野人獻曝
指比喻平凡人所貢獻的平比喻平凡人所貢獻的平凡事物。亦用為人對所獻凡事物。亦用為人對所獻東西或意見的自謙之詞。東西或意見的自謙之詞。
像他這樣孤陋寡聞的人,永遠都以為自己的提議是最好的,真是野人野人獻曝獻曝,可笑可嘆!
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森羅萬象
宇宙間的各種現象繁多而整齊的排列在眼前。整齊的排列在眼前。
科學家們不斷的在科學家們不斷的在森羅萬象森羅萬象的自然的自然界中探索宇宙之謎。界中探索宇宙之謎。
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閉月羞花
指形容女子容貌姣好,足形容女子容貌姣好,足使花、月為之退掩、失色使花、月為之退掩、失色
傳說西施有沉魚落雁之容,閉月羞閉月羞花花之貌。
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雀屏中選
指比喻中選為人婿比喻中選為人婿。。
李小姐才貌雙全,追求者眾多,想要雀屏中選得費一番功夫才行。
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魚游沸鼎
指魚在沸騰的鼎裡游泳,魚在沸騰的鼎裡游泳,比喻處境非常危險。比喻處境非常危險。
公司面臨倒閉,現在他好比魚游沸魚游沸鼎鼎,你替他想想辦法吧!
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雪泥鴻爪
指喻往事留下的痕跡。喻往事留下的痕跡。
翻閱這些老相片,往事如雪泥鴻雪泥鴻爪爪,讓人追憶。
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貪榮慕利
指貪圖榮華,愛慕財利貪圖榮華,愛慕財利。。
妹妹貪榮慕利貪榮慕利,做事投機取巧,媽媽經常告誡她。
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販夫走卒
指經營小本生意或替人跑經營小本生意或替人跑腿的人。泛指生活在下階腿的人。泛指生活在下階層的老百姓。層的老百姓。
我只是販夫走卒販夫走卒,但求安定度日,那敢奢望什麼享受。
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莫衷一是
指眾說紛云,無法得到一眾說紛云,無法得到一致的結論。致的結論。
有人支持興建核四,有人反對興建,大家各執己見,莫衷一是莫衷一是。
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累卵之危
指蛋一個個疊高,則容易蛋一個個疊高,則容易墜地破碎。比喻極其危險墜地破碎。比喻極其危險的情勢。的情勢。
山坡地的過度開發,是累卵之危累卵之危的行為,人們當記取教訓。
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粗製濫造
指製作粗劣,量多而不講製作粗劣,量多而不講究品質究品質。。
這樣粗製濫造粗製濫造的結果,只會導致公司的名譽受損。
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移風易俗
指轉移風氣,改良習俗。轉移風氣,改良習俗。
用禮樂教化來移風易俗,移風易俗,比嚴刑峻法更能長久。
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眾擎易舉
指眾人用力托住,容易將眾人用力托住,容易將重物舉起。比喻大家的力重物舉起。比喻大家的力量集合起來,容易把事情量集合起來,容易把事情做好。
人家說人家說眾擎易舉,眾擎易舉,只要大家同心協力,再困難的事也可以解決。
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眾說紛紜
指各式各樣的說法紛亂不各式各樣的說法紛亂不一致。一致。 老外學不好國語,常是一傅眾咻、眾說紛紜眾說紛紜造成的。
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毛骨悚然
形容極端驚懼害怕。
這部電影令人看了不禁
這部電影令人看了不禁毛骨悚然毛骨悚然。。
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夏雨雨人
夏雨雨人
指只夏天水落在人身上,只夏天水落在人身上,使人涼爽舒適。比喻及時使人涼爽舒適。比喻及時給人帶來好處。給人帶來好處。
他能夠夏雨雨人,對需要幫助的人伸出援手,這樣的行為真得值得大家推崇。
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萬不得已
萬不得已
指毫無辦法,不得不如毫無辦法,不得不如此。此。
隔壁的王家在萬不得已的情況下,把房子賣了。
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心有餘悸
心有餘悸
形容危險不安的事情雖然
形容危險不安的事情雖然過去,但回想起來心裡仍過去,但回想起來心裡仍感到緊張、害怕。感到緊張、害怕。
超級颱風過境後,大家都仍心有餘悸,談颱色變。
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44
恩斷義絕
恩斷義絕
指恩惠、情義斷絕,今多恩惠、情義斷絕,今多指男女朋友,夫婦之間感指男女朋友,夫婦之間感
夫婦離婚後通常是恩斷義絕,復合的機率十分渺小。
情絕裂而致分離。
情絕裂而致分離。
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45
名花有主
名花有主
名花有主,今多比喻女孩
名花有主,今多比喻女孩子已經有了所屬對象。子已經有了所屬對象。
她不理睬別人的追求,因為她早已
她不理睬別人的追求,因為她早已名花有主名花有主了。了。
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46
特立獨行
特立獨行
指行為獨特,不隨俗、不行為獨特,不隨俗、不和眾。和眾。
園裡的鳥類體型都差不多,幾隻巨大的鴕鳥顯得特立獨行。
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47
先斬後奏
先斬後奏
比喻先採取果斷行為,再
比喻先採取果斷行為,再向上級報告,或先做了再向上級報告,或先做了再說。說。
弟弟不肯乖乖寫功課,我決定先斬後奏,打他的小屁屁,再告訴媽媽。
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48
心靈手巧
心靈手巧
指心思聰敏而手藝精巧。心思聰敏而手藝精巧。
奶奶心靈手巧,兩三下就編織出美麗的圍巾。
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49
離經叛道
離經叛道
指思想和言行背離經典和思想和言行背離經典和正統的規範。正統的規範。
哥哥居然和爸爸頂嘴,真是離經叛道。
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50
荳蔻年華
荳蔻年華
指形容年輕未婚的少女。形容年輕未婚的少女。多指女子十三﹑四歲之多指女子十三﹑四歲之時。時。
小陳家女兒正值荳蔻年華荳蔻年華,,不知有不知有沒有好的對象?沒有好的對象?
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51
作繭自縛
比喻自己做的事,牽累到自己
他總是愛作弄別人,沒想到最後卻是害了自己,真是作繭自縛。
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52
深惡痛絕
深惡痛絕
極為厭惡痛恨。
強盜、小偷實在令人深惡痛絕。
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53
作壁上觀
比喻袖手旁觀,並不幫助任何一方。
同學吵架時,我們不可作壁上觀,要報告老師才是。
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54
作如是觀
形容對事持某種觀點、某種看法。
大家都說他很可憐,可是我卻不作如是觀。
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55
金蟬脫殼
金蟬成蟲時會脫殼而出。後用以比喻藉計謀脫身。
他用了一招金蟬脫殼的計策,躲過了一劫。
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56
水磨功夫
水磨功夫
形容工作細緻,細密功夫。
這塊玉用的是水磨功夫,觸感格外光滑柔潤。
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57
萬無一失
萬無一失
絕對不會出差錯。
只要照他的話去做,保證萬無一失。
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58
下筆千言
形容文章寫得極為快速,極為妙。
我從小就愛看書寫字,因此下筆千言,字體又端正。
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59
分道揚鑣
本來共處的人,後因志向不同而各奔前程。
他們原本形影不離,但畢業後便分道揚鑣,十幾年來都沒有再見一面。
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60
瓜熟蒂落
通常事情醞釀到一定程度,自然而然就成功了。與「水到渠成」同義。
該做的都做了,就等瓜熟蒂落的那一天了。
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61
一睹風采
一看究竟,領會其樣貌意
一看究竟,領會其樣貌意
周杰倫在西門町舉辦簽唱會,許多
境。。
歌迷都想一睹風采。
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62
衣冠楚楚
楚楚:鮮明的樣子。形容裝扮整齊體面,亦作「衣裳楚楚」。
約會那天,哥哥打扮得衣冠楚楚,十分瀟灑。
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63
行不顧言
亦作「行不及言」。顧言:顧慮到已經說了的。做事不守信用。
他總是行不顧言,難怪所提出的意見無人理會。
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64
一語道破
一句話就拆穿對方的謊言、騙局 或是說一句話就解除對方的疑惑
這位算命先生一語道破來算命的人的問題,真是厲害!
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65
書空咄咄
書空咄咄
比喻失意、激憤的狀態。
自從經歷了那次挫折之後,便常見他書空咄咄,充滿無奈。
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66
趁虛而入
趁虛而入
趁力量虛弱時侵入。
住家門窗要關好,以免蚊蟲趁虛而入。
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67
喋喋不休
喋喋不休
嘮嘮叨叨,說個沒完沒了。
政論節目中的政客喋喋不休,我一氣之下把電視關掉了。
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68
建功功立業立業
建立功勳事業。
每個人都要有建功立業的志向,不能安於現狀。
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69
野心勃勃
野心勃勃
指形容狂妄非分之心或遠大的企圖。
我看董事長野心勃勃的想併吞其他公司。
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70
羽化登仙
羽化登仙
古稱得道成仙為羽化,謂其飛昇變化,若生羽翼。
他成天學仙練氣,妄想能羽化登羽化登仙。仙。
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71
前仆後繼
前仆後繼
形容不怕犧牲,奮勇向前。
多少英烈為了革命事業前仆後繼,才換來了今天的幸福時光。
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72
移山倒海
移山倒海
比喻本領很大。
樊梨花有移山倒海的本事。
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73
陳腔濫調
陳腔濫調
指形容文章中的內容沒有新的創見。
這篇文章處處是陳腔濫調,全無新意。
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74
毛遂自薦
毛遂自薦
後比喻自告奮勇,自我推薦。
他毛遂自薦,報名參加這次的比賽。
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75
粗枝大葉
粗枝大葉
比喻一個人個性或做事不夠細心謹慎。
哥哥粗枝大葉的個性,常常讓媽媽操心。
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76
粗茶淡飯
粗茶淡飯
形容飲食簡單,生活簡樸。
在中華傳統文化裡,粗茶淡飯被認為是一個人清心寡慾的表現。
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77
循循善誘
循循善誘
形容善於循序漸進的誘導別人。
在老師的循循善誘之下,同學的成績有了很大的進步。
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78
絃歌不輟
絃歌不輟
用於對教育界或教育人士的題辭。絃歌,原指音
雖然飽受天災的威脅,但在校長和老師的努力下,這個小學校仍然絃
樂,此處指教育學術殿堂。
歌不輟,繼續作育英才。
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79
不倫不類
不像樣、不合適。與「不三不四」同。
車站附近的流浪漢都是撿破衣服來穿,一身不倫不類的樣子。
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80
終南捷徑
終南捷徑
比喻求官或求名利的便捷途徑。
通往成功的路是沒有終南捷徑的,只有腳踏實地才是唯一途徑。
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81
聊表心意
聊表心意
略微表示一下心意。
這些禮物只是聊表心意,請你務必收下。
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82
五穀不登
五穀不登
指荒年,收成不好。
這兩年鬧旱災,農地大多五穀不登,大家日子都很難過。
83
83
脫胎換骨
脫胎換骨
比喻人澈底改變。
那個問題學生經過老師細心調教後,如今已脫胎換骨,完全不同於以往。
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84
脫穎而出
脫穎而出
顯露才能超越眾人。
表哥在游泳比賽中脫穎而出,打破紀錄。
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85
莫名其妙
莫名其妙
形容事情或現象使人無法理解,不能以言語表達出來。
妹妹莫名其妙的大叫一聲「
哇!」,害我嚇了一跳。
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86
不虞匱乏
指不必憂慮會缺乏。
他生於富貴之家,一切生活所需不虞匱乏。
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87
莫逆之交
莫逆之交
心意相投的朋友。用在「友情深厚」的表述上。
因為長期的工作夥伴關係,讓他倆成為莫逆之交。
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88
處心積慮
處心積慮
內心計畫策略已久。
高先生為人正直,卻有人處心積慮的要逼他辭去主席的職務。
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89
被髮左衽
被髮左衽
被髮,頭髮散亂。
現代人穿西裝打領帶,而被髮左衽則是古代夷人的裝束。
90
90
竊竊私語
竊竊私語
私下小聲的說話。
開班會時,同學喜歡在下面竊竊私語。
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91
貪小失大
貪小失大
因貪圖小利而造成重大損失。
投資要把眼光放得長遠些,以免貪小失大,後悔莫及。
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92
貪生怕死
貪生怕死
貪戀生存,害怕死亡。指人面臨生死關頭時,只求活命而不顧一切。
我們不是貪生怕死之輩,該面對的問題一定挺胸面對。
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93
買櫝還珠
買櫝還珠
比喻沒有眼光,取捨失當。
學習古人文章若只知學詞藻之美,卻忽視內蘊精神的重要,正是買櫝還珠啊!
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94
寡廉鮮恥
寡廉鮮恥
沒有操守,不知廉恥。
他是個奉公守法的人,從不做寡廉鮮恥的事。
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95
趾高氣揚
趾高氣揚
形容驕傲自滿,得意忘形的樣子。
他在這次考試拿了第一名後就趾高氣揚,讓同學們十分反感。
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96
軟硬兼施
軟硬兼施
委婉勸說和強悍威嚇的手段交替使用。
這次的漁業合作,代表們無不軟硬兼施,以期達到最高利益。
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97
逍遙法外
逍遙法外
犯罪者逃避了應受的法律制裁,仍自由自在。
她收買警方,企圖湮滅證據,逍遙法外。
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98
連篇累冊
連篇累冊
形容文章篇幅冗長。
這種連篇累冊的論文,不受人歡迎
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99
造謠生事
造謠生事
小人製造謠言,滋生事端。
美芳唯恐天下不亂,最愛造謠生事。
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100
逢人說項
逢人說項
比喻到處替人遊說或替人講情。
為了職位高升,他到處逢人說項,巴結上司,可惜仍無法達成願望。

2024/12/14

[私人]

我認真地看著醫生:「只剩下五年壽命的話,一定要告訴我,讓我有時間可以處理事情。」

我告訴自己,不論檢查出來的結果是怎麼樣,都要坦然去面對。沒有辦法活到老也是好事,在這個已經邁向高齡化的社會中,未來的世界未必對高齡友善,能不用自殺就提早離開人世,也是一種福報。

畢竟我的一生並沒有疼愛我的爸媽,被姐姐欺負,被姐姐羞辱。一般人離開世界最捨不得的是親情,但我的親人並沒有讓我有捨不得的感覺。

如果只剩五年生命,那就好好的把剩下五年過完吧。

2024/07/27

[音樂] 查和弦

查詢和弦的網站

或是直接用記的

和弦的專有名詞:
Major---大和弦
Minor---小和弦
Augmented--增和弦
Diminished---減和弦
Diminished 7th---增7和弦
Major 6th---大6和弦
Minor 6th---小6和弦
Major 7th---大7和弦
Minor 7th---小7和弦
Half-diminished 7th---半減7和弦含有小三度、減五度和小七度的和弦,和弦代號為「m7b5」或是符號「ø」。
Flat 9th---降9音和弦
Sharp 9th---升9音和弦
Sharp 11th---升11音和弦
Suspension---掛留和弦
Sus 7th---掛留7度和弦
Aug 7th---增7度和弦
9th/Major 7th
6th/9th
Add 2nd ---附加2度音和弦
Add 4th---附加4度音和弦
Flat 5th---降低5音和弦

和弦可以分為
3和弦(triads)3個音組成的和弦
7和弦(sevenths)4個音組成的和弦
9和弦(ninth chord)5個音組成的和弦,因為三度堆疊到第五個音是第9度。
11和弦(eleventh chord)六個音的和弦,因為三度堆疊到第六個音是第11度。
13和弦(thirteenth chord)是七個音的和弦,因為三度堆疊到第七個音是第13度。

樂團的根音一般都是貝斯手在擔當,keyboard負責和弦的其他內音,
你可以省略根音不彈奏依據根音去產生你要的和聲效果,看是要用三和弦、七和弦、轉位和弦或借用和弦等等,而五音和一音在聽覺上是近似的,所以五音也可以省略,所以可以只彈三七九等和弦的特徵音。















[音樂] 訓練音感

2024/07/14

[德語] 時態

現在式 主詞+現V

現在完成式 sein/haben+p.p.

現在被動式 sein/werden..........+p.p.

現在完成被動式 sein+............+p.p.+worden

過去式 主詞+過V

過去完成式 sein/hatte+p.p.

過去被動式 war/wurde..........+p.p.

過去完成被動式 war+............+p.p.+worden

未來式 werden+原V

未來完成式 werden+p.p.+haben/sein

未來被動式 werden+p.p.+werden

未來完成被動式 werden+p.p.+worden sein

 

2024/06/23

日本美食動漫

1.食戟之靈
2.《妙手小廚師ミスター味っ子
3.《將太的壽司
4.《深夜食堂
5.《孤獨的美食家
6.《萌妻食神》
7.《迷宮飯》
8.《異世界食堂》
9.《公主殿下拷問的時間到了》
10.《流浪美食家》
11.《異世界居酒屋阿信》
12.《衛宮家今天的餐桌風景》
13.《舌尖上的義大利》
14.《幸腹塗鴉》
15.《美食獵人》
16.《搖曳露營》
17.《甜點轉生》
18.《愛吃拉麵的小泉同學》
19.《相合之物》
20.《舞技家的料理人》
21.《小當家》
22.《烘焙王》
23.《西洋古董楊果子店》
24.
和歌子酒
25.天真與閃電
26.妖精森林的小不點

2024/02/09

[推薦] Love Story - Indila

Love Story by Indila

歌詞內容是法文


L'âme en peine
Il vit, mais parle à peine
Il attend devant cette photo d'antan
Il, il n'est pas fou
Il y croit, c'est tout
Il la voit partout
Il l'attend debout
Une rose à la main
À part elle, il n'attend rien
Rien autour n'a de sens
Et l'air est lourd
Le regard absent
Il est seul et lui parle souvent
Il, il n'est pas fou
Il l'aime c'est tout
Il la voit partout
Il l'attend debout
Debout une rose à la main
Non, non plus rien ne le retient
Dans sa love story
Dans sa love story
Dans sa love story
Sa love story
Prends ma main
Promets-moi que tout ira bien
Serre-moi fort
Près de toi, je rêve encore
Oui, oui, je veux rester
Mais je ne sais plus aimer
J'ai été trop bête
Je t'en prie, arrête
Arrête, comme je regrette
Non, je ne voulais pas tout ça
Je serai riche
Et je t'offrirai tout mon or
Et si tu t'en fiches
Je t'attendrai sur le port
Et si tu m'ignores
Je t'offrirai mon dernier souffle de vie
Dans ma love story
Dans ma love story
Dans ma love story
Ma love story
Une bougie
Peut illuminer la nuit
Un sourire
Peut bâtir tout un empire
Et il y a toi
Et il y a moi
Et personne n'y croit
Mais l'amour fait d'un fou un roi
Et si tu m'ignores
J'me battrai encore et encore
C'est ta love story
C'est ta love story
C'est l'histoire d'une vie
Love story
Des cris de joie
Quelques larmes, on s'en va
On vit dans cette love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story
Love story


2024/01/06

[音樂] 魔王(舒伯特版 pk 貝多芬版)

    


Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind? [是誰在深夜狂風下疾馳?]

Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind; [是個父親和他的孩子。]
Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm, [他將孩子抱在懷裡,]
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm. [緊緊擁著,安慰他,給他溫暖。]

“Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht? [“孩子,為何要遮住你害怕的臉龐?"]
“Siehst, Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht? [“你看,爸爸,你沒見到那個魔王嗎?]
Den Erlenkönig mit Kron und Schweif? [那個戴著王冠穿長袍的魔王?"]
“Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif." [“孩子,那只是霧氣。"]

“Du liebes Kind, komm, geh mit mir! [“可愛的孩子,來吧,跟我來!]
Gar schöne Spiele spiel’ ich mit dir; [我和你玩有趣的遊戲;]
Manch’ bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand, [岸邊有好多鮮艷的花朵,]
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand." [我媽有很多金色的衣服。"]

“Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht, [“爸爸,爸爸,你有聽見]
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht?" [那魔王對我說的悄悄話嗎?"]
“Sei ruhig, bleib ruhig, mein Kind; [“冷靜,冷靜,我的孩子,]
In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind." [那只是風吹枯葉的絮語。"]

“Willst, feiner Knabe, du mit mir gehen? [“可愛的孩子,你要跟我來嗎?]
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön; [我的女兒們會照顧你;]
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn, [我的女兒們會為你帶來黑夜之舞,]
Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein." [用歌舞伴你入睡。"]

“Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort [“爸爸,爸爸,你沒看到]
Erlkönigs Töchter am düstern Ort?" [那躲在暗處的魔王之女嗎?"]
“Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh es genau: [“孩子,孩子,我看得很清楚:]
Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau." [那是柳樹灰暗的外形。"]

“Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt; [“我愛你,尤其是你那可愛的臉蛋;]
Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch ich Gewalt." [你若不願跟我來,那我來硬的。"]
“Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an! [“爸爸,爸爸,他現在抓住我了!]
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan!" [魔王把我弄痛了!"]

Dem Vater grauset’s, er reitet geschwind, [父親顫抖著,策馬加鞭子,]
Er hält in Armen das ächzende Kind, [他抱著痛苦的兒子,]
Erreicht den Hof mit Müh’ und Not; [充滿恐懼回到家;]
In seinen Armen das Kind war tot. [他懷裡的兒子已經死了。]

2023/10/21

[德語] 名詞的複數

德語中名詞要變為複數的有各式各樣的方法
大致可以歸納為以下幾種(點圖可以放大)


2023/10/12

[投資] 債券與ETF

[債券]
債券的殖利率和價格成反比
當殖利率越高,則債券價格越低
當殖利率越低,則債券價格越高

所以當美國不斷連續升息,導致殖利率飆高時,美債的價格一落千丈
而當聯準會宣布不再升息後,則幾乎所有投資人認定降息情況不遠
而開始買美國公債
圖的就是等聯準會一宣布降息之後
債券的價格將上漲

而聯準會降息一碼,債券上升17%,而長天期的美債又比短天期的美債影響波動更大

於是引發許多人開始紛紛購買長天期的美債ETF

目前長天期美債ETF有
00679B 元大美債
00687B 國泰20年美債
00795B 中信美國公債20年
00764B 群益25年美債
00696B 富邦美債20年
00931B 統一美債20年
00779B 凱基美債25+
00768B 復華20年美債
00857B 永豐20年美公債

然而購買美債
除了想賺資本利得之外
也要考慮當聯準會降息之後
將導致美元走貶,台幣走升的情況
所以如果你的投資標的是美元
就要考慮匯兌的風險

[ETF]
ETF是指股票型的基金
也就是雖是基金
但你可以將它以股票方式來操作
也就是在市場上買賣可以由投資人自己完成,不須靠專業的基金經理人

目前國內發行的ETF大致可分為高股息型的ETF與市值型的ETF

所謂高股息ETF就是將重點放在領股息,把ETF當成存股,以往股息通常為一年一次,但ETF為迎合投資人領股息的心態,也因而發展出除了年配之外還有所謂的季配息、雙月配、月月配等的ETF

買這種ETF,不須在意股價是否上漲,基本上,當股價跌時,反而更需買進,以擴大配息單位,也就是屬於懶人理財法

市值型ETF本身會隨市場趨勢成長,持有越久,股價也會越高,像元老級的0050即是屬於此種股票

購買市值型ETF通常是看好某題材未來的趨勢,而開始買進,期待在未來股價上漲時可以獲得資本利得

而近年來由於市場上開始瘋搶ETF
導致許多新發行的ETF喜歡標榜高股息來吸引投資人
然而ETF之所以能發放高股息
其配息來源主要來自以下:
1. 股利所得佔比 (越高越好) 要課稅
2. 利息所得佔比
3. 收益平準金佔比 (越低越好) 不課稅
4. 已實現資本利得佔比 不課稅
5. 其他所得佔比

有收益平準金的ETF可確保配息不會因為規模擴大而被稀釋
以下六檔為沒有收益平準金的ETF
















2023/08/16

[追劇] 天才保姆 The Nanny

Oh, honey, are you gorgeous! You look just like a virgin. Here, I brought you some crackers for your morning sickness.
So, when are you and Danny gonna set a date already?
Oh, you know me. Always a bridal consultant, never a bride. 
Well, how 'bout, "Here's a ring. Pick a pattern.
We've been pre-engaged for three years already.
I wanted to do it some place nice.
I've been thinking we should start seeing other people.
Since when you been thinking that?
Were you stringing me along 'cause I'm your best salesgirl?
I can't believe I just wasted three years of an ever dwindling youth on you and this dump.
I could collect unemployment.
your Shades of the Orient Cosmetics representative
I'll do the résumé presenting myself.
As you wish. This oughta be good.
We're never gonna find an actress for this part.
What's she doing on this list?
Relax, darling. You need a Chatzu
Brighton staged another fake suicide.
Best one yet. Spread eagle on the marble with a bit of ketchup trickling from his ears. We've got half the money people in New York coming to our backer's party, and I will not have those children running loose. Not that I don't love them as if they were my very own.
Brighton, you're losing your touch.
New York's ten most eligible widowers?
My condolences, by the way.
Oh, boy, do you have gorgeous chatchkas. Uh, beg, beg your pardon? Oh, you know, your bric-a-brac. Dust collectors. Oh, the Rodin. Yes, well, he was, he was well known for his bronze chachkas. May I see your résumé, please? /Oh yeah sure. Here. Crayon? /Lipstick. Of course. And what a lovely shade. I hate her! Now, Brighton, let's not be hasty. Yeah, I haven't even sung "Climb Every Mountain" yet. Miss Fine, you seem to have listed the Queen Mother as a reference? What? Let me see that. Oh no, that's not the Queen Mother. That's my mother from Queens. Hi, Daddy. /Oh, hello, sweetheart. Maggie. /Hello, Father. Oh boy, are you gorgeous. And look at that hair. You see, now you cannot get color like that from out of a bottle. No way. I'll, I'll be in my room doing my homework. Really lights up a room, doesn't she? You don't need personality when you're an heiress. So, sweetheart, how was therapy today, hmm? Any, any breakthroughs? Doctor Vern and I did some regression. She took me back to my childhood. Must have been a quick trip. Oh, you have no idea how complicated I am. Therapy, huh? It was a lot easier than talking to us directly. All right, that's it, Brighton. Go to your room. All right. Come on, Gracie, let's leave Father alone to hire someone else to take care of his problem children. Oh, you're a bitter little person, aren't you? Oh, we're gonna get along fine. I'm, I'm sorry you had to see that. I'll show you out. What did I do? One smart ass remark from the kid, and I don't get the job? That's not fair. As you can see, I need help here. More help than can be provided by a door-to-door cosmetics girl. Niles? Niles? Oh, for god sakes, I'll get it. Sheffield Residence. No, honey, it's Fran. Give, give me Give me that. It's the nanny agency Maxwell Sheffield here. Thank you. Oh, yeah, right. No. No, Monday is not acceptable. Listen, I need a nanny this weekend. Do you have any experience with children? Are you kidding? I practically raised my sister's two kids when she was suing her chiropodist. There has to be another agency. Oh, please, I come from Flushing. There is nothing these kids can throw at me that I haven't seen before, except maybe their trust funds. All right, you're hired. But on a trial basis. Oh, thank you, Mister Sheffield. Thank you so much. You won't regret it. Somehow, I'm rather sure I will. Niles will show you to your room. Oh, the nanny gets to live here? /Is that a problem? Oh yeah, I'm sure I'm gonna miss being twenty-nine and still living at home with my parents. But if it's best for the kids Twenty-nine. /Don't start with me, Niles. Good morning, everyone. Oh, that Jacuzzi tub really knows how to perk a girl up in the morning. Do you people sleep like that? No. In a rather astounding coincident, I sleep in a pair of pink fuzzy slippers, just like yours. A simple "we dress for breakfast" would suffice. You have to tell me these things, Niles. /I simply assumed. Don't assume anything with me. I'm from Flushing, for god sakes. Oh, I just love a good buffet. It's free, Miss Fine. You're allowed to go back. Oh Oh, where do I sit? The previous nanny sat in the kitchen. Oh, how anti-social. So, kids, what shall we do today? Shall we take a walk in the park or maybe just kick back, hang around the mansion? We have to go somewhere. Father has kicked us out again. Now, Brighton, I didn't kick you out. I merely asked that you not torment the caterers while they're preparing for this evening's soiree. Oh, a soiree, huh? Well, I got a sister who's a caterer. She does a pork au depurno, that's French for pork and prune, not only delicious, but a natural digestive. Thank you for sharing that, Miss Fine. I could get you a deal. No, that's all right. C. C. 's made all the arrangements. C. C. ? What's a C. C. ? Father's lady friend. Maggie dear, she's a business associate. 
You know, shikzas are notorious for not ordering enough food. Booze, yes, but food they don't know from.
Shikza Is that like a chatchka?
Middle child syndrome.
A little repressed though.
 But what a head of hair. /And it's all his.
Oh, that's the butler, Niles.
Are these dummies anatomically correct?
You turn fourteen and boom, you've got the savoir-faire and sophistication of a woman of my years and experience?
Go try it on.
Who knew this job would be so demanding?
The food is exquisite. The music divine. And the guests obscenely wealthy.
Miss Fine would like a word with you, sir.
Oh, there's that rapier wit we've come to count on.
Oh, Miss Fine, you play dirty.
Loehmann's, seventy percent off.
She'll never shop retail again.
Oh, isn't that sweet? Couldn't you just drop dead? I don't know. Could you?
You might want to keep a low profile. You're a little out of your element here.
Oh, don't worry about me. I've been to my share of affairs. My Uncle Jack threw a weekend bar mitzvah with a Star Trek theme that they're still talking about.

Well, do I count four zeros on this check?
All right, I'll admit it. Having the children here this evening wasn't the complete disaster it might have been. Oh, Mister Sheffield, you gush.
That, that boy was mauling her on the balcony.
It's appalling.
you dolled her up and turned her into a/A young woman.
And unless you're gonna dip her in bronze and stick her on the shelf with the rest of your collectibles, she is going to grow up and somebody's gotta help her.
You are way out of line.
Thank you for your candor and concern.
No, you fired me. That way I could collect unemployment.
I thought you might be a bit peckish. I over-reacted, didn't I? Like Reagan in Grenada.
I believe Miss Fine calls it a light nosh.
you need a mallowmar? Oh no, Ma. Food's not the answer to everything. Meanwhile, your father and I have based our entire relationship around food. Passion goes, sex goes. Communication, we never had. But food is forever. /Okay. Morty You want another mallowmar? Morty? Ma, Daddy can't hear you. He's watching the game. Why can't I find a guy like him? Deaf and on a pension. You will. I'll get it. I'll get it Oh god, Ma, it's Mister Sheffield. I'm sorry to disturb you, Miss Fine. I just wanted to drop off the rest of your things. You could never disturb anyone, darling. I'm Fran's mother, Sylvia. Maxwell Sheffield. Come on in. I'll make you some Ovaltine. Oh, well, I'm sure I'd love some, but I really can't stay. There's a mob surrounding the limousine. Oh, I'll take care of that. Wait a minute here. Get away from that limo! Nobody died! There's no vacancies! Oh, it's, it's dog eat dog when you got a two bedroom that's rent control. Have a seat. Here, wait. Put on some blush. Ma, can we have a little privacy? All right, I can take a hint. Mister Sheffield, enchante. You have plastic on your furniture. Yeah, they're preserving it for the afterlife. How's Maggie? Well, she isn't speaking to me, but Brighton tells me she's fine. Brighton? Yes. He's been surprisingly attentive to her. Wouldn't tell me why. Kept saying something about me getting old and where I'd live. Kids. I'm sorry things didn't work out. Oh, look, I mean, uh, you and I, we come from very different worlds. I mean, if I were you and I hired me, I'd be thrilled. Who's kidding who? Yes, but you're not me. As a matter of fact, you're not like anyone else I've ever met. Which is not altogether a bad thing. Necessarily. Perhaps if we tried to respect each other's differences, we could give it another go? Are you asking me to come back? So it seems. So what you're really saying is you feel terrible about this whole damn thing, and if you could, you'd get down on your hands and knees and apologize. Miss Fine! /Apology accepted. Ma, pack my things! He wants me back! Smile.

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so I just want her to drop dead.
How thoughtful.
Allow me.
You pose.
I'm dropping dead.
Mission accomplished.
Do I get a stub?
No.
And you don't have to tip him either.
Oy, she's got no class.
Come on, Val, move.
Oy, this place is like the Taj Mahal.
Only with more bathrooms.
You never have to wait.
How come I'm still stuck in Flushing and you're living like Jackie O?
Jackie O is two doors down.
And, you know, she's very concerned about John-John.
You heard he quit the D.A. job, huh?
Oh, yeah. And now he ran off to California with that blonde fish.
Honey, it's all in how you raise them.
With mine, I got no complaints.
You've been their nanny for two weeks.
And I've worked wonders with them.
You know, you're gonna get pimples, too, some day, if you ever grow up!
The gravitational force is sucking me in!
I'm giving it all she's got, Captain.
I cannot break away.
I guess I'm just bad to the bone.
they're all taken.
The kid had a smoker's cough in the fourth grade.
either nostril.
Remember when he would light a match off his zipper?
R.J. Reynolds 菸商
Oh, I should have nabbed him right out of reform school.從矯正所出來就該抓住他的
facial臉部按摩
zit青春痘
I dread puberty. I have combination skin.
Here's where having me for a nanny comes in handy.
You kids know that I'm a graduate of the Ultissima Beauty Institute.
Four times Dean's list.
And yet she's so accessible.
Orange rinds.橘子皮
aroma therapy芳香療法
Let's not be paranoid.
We need drinks.
And keep them coming.
I take it, sir, the composer meetings aren't going well.
Why isn't there any new talent in this town?
The man in my office is positively ancient.
He's not composing, he's decomposing.
I got something that'll cheer you up.
Sounds splendid. By all means, take the children. Have a wonderful time.
Why do I feel a 'but' coming on?
No but. However, a carnival would be a good way
for you to spend some time with your kids.
And time is so fleeting at this age.
While I appreciate the skill and subtlety of your guilt mongering, I am opening a musical in eight weeks. Otherwise I'd love to go.
Well, he's got my vote for father of the year.
How else can we afford the lifestyle to which I've become accustomed?
So I flunked facials.
Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
It saves time.
vulnerable
a piece of scrap paper
Honey, I am so far ahead of you, we're in different time zones.
Headmaster
I was holding it for a friend.
It takes the idiots that start that filthy habit years to quit.
I still haven't knocked off all the weight.
But he'll ship me off to military school.
And can our country really afford that?
Come to think of it.
Are you trying to blackmail me?
Let's just say, if I'm going down, you're going down with me.
Edward G. Robinson
You think I'm gonna be intimidated by somebody that could walk under a coffee table?
Just when I figured out the bidet is not a water fountain.
I gotta learn to deal with my problems without a crutch.
What's to eat?
What was I thinking telling a story like that to a ten year old kid?
On the other hand, if I told him to jump off the Empire State Building
Hello.
That was my mother's voice
that just crossed the Queensboro Bridge
and flew out my mouth.
But with such dulcet tones.
Oh boy, this is so typical of kids.
You try and you try and what do you get? A slap in the face.
Niles, call an exorcist.
discipline reports
Carpal-Tunnel syndrome.
You know, Brighton wanted
me to sign that note,
but at the time he was just
looking to save his butt.
Of course, now that I'm looking to save mine,
Lots of bounce.
I'm giving you carte blanche, all right?
Oh, that's just an old bubbameister.
/ Bubbameister?
A bubbameister.
It's like an old wives tale.
Honestly, Niles,
it's the nineties for god sakes.
Who believes in the evil eye anyway?
Oy.
You're up early.
/I couldn't sleep.
Hm-hmm.
I have indigestion.
It has nothing
to do with a guilty conscience
if that's what you're implying.
Crepes.
/Back-off, Niles.
I said I would punish the kid.
What else do you want?
Dare I suggest syrup?
Oh, what's with the third degree?
I tried to tell him,
the man doesn't listen.
Everything I say goes in one ear
and out the other.
Good morning, Miss Fine.
I've been thinking about what you said.
What? What did I say?
/About spending more time with the children.
Yes, see? I've already started.
Children, we are going to the carnival.
All of us?
/ Hm-hmm.
The whole family.
We're gonna go on the rides.
We're going to eat cotton candy.
It'll be like being
a child again.
And it'll give me a chance to talk
to Brighton's headmaster.
See what he's been up to.
/ Whoops.
These things can get so sticky.
Uh, you know, I kind of soured
on that whole carnival thing.
It's so cold and windy.
It's in the gymnasium.
/ Hot and stuffy.
Miss Fine, I've just rearranged
my entire schedule,
and now you're telling
me you don't want to go.
Well, I'm not god.
I don't make the weather.
But you insisted.
I wasn't feeling
a hundred percent that day.
I think I was ovulating.
Your eggs, sir?
Well, you may stay at home,
but we are going.
Do something.
Okay, I'll do what I should
have done in the first place.
Here, here.
Here.
Mister Sheffield, I think
there's something you should know.
Brighton?
We don't care that you're on parole.
Everyone deserves a second chance.
Fine.
I'll tell him.
Mister Sheffield,
when we go to the carnival,
the headmaster may mention something
about Brighton smoking.
But he's quit.
And he's sorry.
And there's really nothing
for you to worry about.
Niles, these crepes are divine.
And so light.
/ My mother makes
a blintz that could double for a mattress.
Girls, you may be excused.
Not you, Miss Fine.
Smoking, Brighton?
I, I can't believe this.
What, what on earth
possessed you to do this?
Are you through here?
It's beginning to look that way.
Well, I'm waiting, young man.
What have you got to say for yourself.
I didn't inhale.
That is the most pathetically
lame excuse I have ever heard.
Go to your room.
Not you, Miss Fine.
Well, Mister Sheffield,
I think there's something you should know.
Well, I'll say.
Why wasn't I told about this?
Well, I tried to tell you.
You told me to take care of it.
I didn't know what the problem was.
/ Because you wouldn't listen.
Because you didn't tell me
it was anything like this!
Oh, well, it's pointless
to continue this discussion.
You had chocolate cake yesterday.
What's that bloody well
got to do with anything?
Low blood sugar.
You're completely irrational.
I'm irrational? Me?
/ Yes.
You're the one twisting everything around.
/Oh, so now I'm twisting?
You are the most exasperating,
infuriating
I think I just had
a small stroke.
Does that mean we're not
going to the carnival?
Miss Fine!
Well, it's very easy
for you to find fault.
You're off all day with
your glamorous theater people.
I'm stuck at home working
like a dog raising the kids.
You're the nanny!
It's your job!
Well, you're the father.
It's your job, too,
Mister Sheffield, sir.
Oh, just go to your room.
Yes, you!
Can you believe
he sent me to my room?
He is so adorable sometimes.
I'm in love!
I'm in love!
I'm in love!
/ No, no, no.
No, wrong.
Totally wrong.
Make a note.
Fire the casting director.
Maxwell, you're being
an absolute beast today.
I love it.
It's just that, that I know exactly
what I'm looking for.
I need a Broadway star
with huge stage presence
who's instantly recognizable
to the entire country.
Oh my god
Hello
/ Next!
He's tough.
/ You're telling me.
Break a leg, honey.
His.
I love her.
Your song, please?
Um, oh, I get to sing, too?
All right.
"People" in E flat.
Hit it.
/ Miss Fine!
Well, I can dream, can't I?
Take a break.
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's take a break.
Miss Fine, we were
in the middle of something.
Yes, I know.
That's why I'm here.
You know, you shouldn't leave
the house with things unresolved.
That's why men die young.
That's not why.
It's because they want to.
The wife?
/The nanny.
Look, we both know that you walked out
on me because you were losing the argument.
I wasn't losing anything.
Trust me.
When you induce
a stroke on your opponent,
it's a sure win.
I think you're winning again.
But it wasn't a fair fight.
You didn't have all the facts.
I don't think
I can take anymore.
Brighton got the idea to smoke
from a story that he might have,
maybe, sort of heard from me.
/From you?
Kinda.
/Well what did you tell him?
Well, he said that he was bad and
so I told him about a kid that was worse.
Who knew he'd take it
as a challenge.
That's my boy.
Always striving
to reach new depths.
Oh, I'm the worst nanny
in the world.
All right, Rebecca
De Morney, then me.
Oh, I could just cut my tongue out.
So if you wanna fire me, do it now.
No, I'm not gonna fire you.
Although that offer to cut out
your tongue might have some merit.
Why, if you told Brighton
to jump off London Bridge
God, I'm beginning to sound
just like my
I know.
Don't you hate
when that happens?
I still can't believe that
son of yours didn't turn me in.
Yeah.
Why do you suppose that is?
Who knows? He's probably got some
hideous torture planned for me later.
No, I think perhaps.
I mean, could it be?
What? /He likes you?
Well, stranger things
have happened.
Well, you're the first nanny Brightons'
made any kind of connection with.
His mother was the only
one that could handle him.
They had a special kind of relationship.
He feared her.
Fear.
That's the key.
Now we have to figure out a way
to scare him bad enough that
he never smokes again.
I sent him to his room.
Oh, please.
With a wide screen T.
V.
and a fully stocked mini-fridge? Punish me.
So, what do you suggest?
Something much more cruel
and unusual.
We are going to have to consult
the high priestess of punishment.
Hello, Ma?
Grandma Yetta?
Yeah?
It's Frannie.
Who?
Frannie, your granddaughter.
Oh, Frannie.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
That's the one good thing about senility.
You're always meeting new people.
How you doin', Angel?
Thank God I still got my health.
Maybe you two could go out
and have a smoke later?
Morty! Morty, you never
looked so good.
Did you get hair plugs?
Oh no, Grandma,
that's not daddy.
So who the hell are you?
Oh, Maxwell Sheffield.
We brought you some babka.
Cake.
Put it away.
Save it for my room.
If they see
babka, they'll all want.
Grandma, I want you
to meet somebody.
Oh, I haven't seen you
since you were this big.
No, Yetta, you never
met him before.
Oh.
Oy, Yetta, you sound like
you're making espresso over there.
All right, all right,
I get the point.
Oh no, you don't, buddy.
We're just getting started.
Why don't you go
visit with Yetta?
Over there? / Yeah.
Where the air is nice and fresh.
Come here.
Let me
have a look at that face.
He's ready to quit smoking.
Smoking? Ech.
You smoke.
/Me it doesn't
effect.
I'm like a horse.
But you, you know
what could happen?
We'll go meet Ethel.
Phlegm in a hairnet.
Oh please, not Ethel.
Not Ethel.
I swear.
I'll never touch another
cigarette again.
Oh God
So what do you say,
we go grab a cup of coffee
and break open the babka? Hmm?
Babka? Babka?
/ Babka? Babka?